Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A SPOOKY MEME

I found this meme over at Katrina's blog and just had to take it. I am like totally trying to get in the spirit.

1. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Hands down it was the original Amityville Horror. That was easily the scariest thing ever created. It was based on a true story which made it even more terrifying. The new one was horrible, I fell asleep in the theater.

2. What was your favorite Halloween costume as a child?
Voltron, I was wicked awesome. I had a mask and a Blazing Sword that talked. I had big old shoulders made of cardboard.

3. Given enough money what would be your fantasy Halloween costume?
I really want Tony and I to go as Ernie and Bert because he is tall and I am short, I have a roundhead and he has a long one. It shouldn’t be that hard to do but since we love Ernie and Bert so much we would want it to be perfect and since I don’t have time to shop for the perfect striped sweaters or make a very very long paperclip chain I would want to hire someone to do this for us.

4. When was the last time you went trick-or-treating?
I want to say I was 14 or 15. I was far too old for it.

5. What is your favorite Halloween candy?
As far as traditional Halloween candy goes I would say candy corn. It is incredibly disgusting and tastes as if chalk were made of marshmallows but I still like it.

6. Tell us about a scary nightmare you once had.
Well the scariest are the nightmares about the Blue Meanies. If you want true horror click on the link. My first nightmare was of a HUGE monarch butterfly wearing high top turquoise Chuck Taylor’s stomping around my bed and looking at me. It sucked.

7. What is your supernatural fear?
The guy outside the window. He has a long long beard and fucked up teeth. He has wispy long falling off hair and he cackles. He looks like he spent way too long out at sea. I swear I have seen him outside my bedroom window many many times. The thing is that my bedroom is almost never on the first floor. He also doesn’t generally have a body.

8. What is your "creepy-crawly" fear?
Pede-like creatures are the worst of all creatures. You know em, those really fast centipede type creatures that can swim so you can't drown them in the toilet. Ugh.

9. Tell us about a time when you saw a ghost or heard something go bump in the night.
Other than the headless old man at the window I would have to say in the Marshall Field Music Building at SLC. It has always been said that the building is haunted. People would get trapped in practice rooms or other strange things would happen. The stories of where the ghost originated are vast and unconnected. One day I was in there with my sister and her friend Corey and I went into this dark back stairway for some reason. The door slammed shut on me (no one was around because they were on a different floor) and it wouldn’t open. It was pitch black and utterly terrifying. I pulled and pulled and pushed and twisted the knob but all in vain. Then it just swung open. Very strange.

10. Would you stay overnight in a real haunted house?
I might say that I would but if something real fucked happened I would be out the door.

11. Are you a traditionalist or a creative carver of your Jack-O'Lantern?
I haven’t carved a pumpkin in a really long time but I like to think that I would do something creative. Then again, I would probably try but not be happy with it and then just cut some triangles for eyes and a crooked mouth to cover up my errors.

12. How much do you decorate your house at Halloween?
None. That is for people with kids.

13. What do you want on your tombstone?
I don’t really expect to have one because I am going to live forever.

1. My dick costs a late night fee/ Your dick got the HIV/ My dick plays on the double feature screen/ Your dick went straight to DVD.

2. Slippin’ on through the sensors/ Trippin’ over rails and fences/ Slippin’ on through the sensors/ Made of the mist in the abyss.

3. I feel unhappy/ I feel so sad/ I’ve lost the best friend/ That I ever had.

4. I really know how it feels to be/ Stressed out stressed out/ when you’re face to face with your adversity

5. Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me/ all the time like Blondie/ Check out my chrissy behind it's fine

8 comments:

Katrina said...

Great answers. Those Blue Meanies sure do put my spiders to shame.

Isn't candy corn the best. It's so awful it's great!

sideshow bob said...

Candy corn and those weird pumpkin things made out of candy corn material used to be my favorite, but then they came out with Halloween Peeps....Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Danielle said...

I too love candy corn and am baffled by it.

The guy at the window is a classic fear of my own.


I will be deleting the blog with blogger at the end of the month since I have the bright and shiny domain at modernmusings.com.

As always...

Natalie said...

Katrina- Those Blue Meanies should never be allowed to invade anyone's consciousness as they did mine. Not cute.

Sideshow Bob- I LOVE those pumpkin things. I thin they are even better than candy corn.

Danielle- I am always surprised at how many people also fear the guy at he window and often gave him the same description as I do. I wonder what happened to us all to have the same fear? Or maybe the guy is just real.

Monica said...

oh god, the original amittyville horror freaked me out to no end. it was TERRIFYING! It was good though. What did I like most about it compared to the horrid remake which we hated? The dog lived and even saved the day.

Mom said...

Remember when I showed you and your sister "The Birds" and you both laughed through the entire movie?

Urban Chick said...

I bet you totally ROCKED as Voltron. That's an awesome costume.

Natalie said...

Monica- That dog was simply precious. What a good boy! Wasn't it super scary.

Mom- Yeah we laughed because that movie was hilarious. Birds sitting on playground equipment just aren't scary

Urban Chick- Thanks it was totally awesome! I was Princess Alura another year. Man I loved that show.