Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I ENJOY BEING A GIRL

So to make myself feel better after yesterday's dismal blahness I decided to put up some girly blogthings to brighten my day. Also I coulnd't think of anything particularly good to write about.

The first was, "What Kind of Beauty Are You?"

You Are a Natural Beauty!

You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about...
One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup
That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though
You have style, but for you, style is effortless

What being a natural beauty means is that you are a lazy bum who doesn't wear make-up and you don't care. This is just about true. However, if they want to call lazy bums who have no idea how to wear make-up natural beauties it is fine with me.

Ok, after looking at how wonderful and beautiful I am, I decided to take things a step further and check out my inner Goddess
You Are Aphrodite!

A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on
Ok, so I am all about love, beauty, and sexual rapture (If I remember my mythology correctly). That's pretty good too. Don't you all want to by my friend now?
Well seeing we all know how wonderful and pretty I am, I decided to see if I am girly as all that would suggest.
You Are a Total Girlie Girl

You love looking good, and wooing men with your womanly ways.
You're so feminine, men are in awe of you ... which is a very good thing.
Obviously I have a problem. Then again, the fact that I only own three pairs of pants (one being jeans) could tip someone off to the fact that i am a little girly. The multitudes of heels in my closet can't hurt that fact either.

I then decided to discover my inner rock chick. Something about this should take me off the complete girly track. See, I'm not all as girly as things say I am. Seeing as I can't sing but certainly like to rock out at times, this looked good to me.

You Are Ani Difranco!

Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall"

Wow, Blogthings has never been this nice to me in my life. Ani is the coolest. She is a superhero, I only used to be one.
I decided to go for one final glory label. What could be funnier than this?

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Scharlett Johansson
I am glad she is my boob twin, she is ok and has good boobs. Plus last I knew she dated Josh Hartnett. One time, when he worked at Mr. Movies in St. Paul, I talked to him about Don't Eat The Pictures, the glorious Sesame Street at the Met show. I wanted to rent it, they didn't have it. He was a nice guy.
Ok it's time to go. Love and fun girly stuff to everyone. It's time to go home so back to the music tomorrow.

15 comments:

Monica said...

you are such a dumb ass, yo. :)

Mom said...

Yeah, but did you take the tests?

I'm an Exotic Beauty and a tomboy, who resonates with the goddess Psyche. I rock out like Ani. And being Mom, I'm not gonna discuss boob twins in public. :-)

Always on the Move said...

OMG, this was the funniest blog ever!!! Thanks for the great laughs. And MOM, you also made me laugh! :oD
I'll have to take some tests as well maybe tomorrow to see what kind of girl I am...I've already done a bunch of these, but never to see how much of a girlie girl I am! They're addicting and dangerous eh!!!!

Lizza said...

You're a girl! :-D Loved (and laughed at) your comments about the test results.

The tests say I'm a classic beauty who can hang out with both the girls and the guys. Artemis is my goddess. Amy Lee is my rock alter ego and Shakira and I are mammarily related.

ShadowFalcon said...

I got jennifer aniston, I think I'm going to cry, but at least I'm a "classic beauty"

Brooke said...

I am a flawless beauty. HA! I also am Artemis. Huh? The Goddess of the Hunt? I don't think so. I "can hang with guys and gilrs" duh. And as much as I wanted to be Ani, I evidentally am Pink. Hmm. Jennifer Aniston is my boob twin.

I love the Ani quote they use. Man, that used to be my song. Glad it doesn't define me so well anymore.

Natalie said...

Monica- Dumb Ass? Why I certainly am.

Mom- Uh, obviously I took the tests? Have you gone mental. I did only include good ones though. I didn't want everyone to know my celeb sisters are the Olsen twins, but now they do anyway.

Always- They sure are addictive. I could have left work like 4 minutes earlier but for blogthings.

Lizza- Do you know who Amy Lee is? I am very curious. Shakira has good boobs.

Shadow- Aniston has good boobs too, don't cry.

Friend- I could see you out there with the bow and arrow hunting away. That is hilarious. I love that Ani quote too. I thought that was maybe the only reason I got to be Ani but maybe not. I didn't know any of htose other songs.

Brooke said...

I meant the Cloud Blood quote. That one from Dilate was the only song I knew too, but I had to choose "Took your car, drove to Texas, sorry honey" because that is so completely something I would say / do.

Mood Indigo said...

I didn't think it could get any better - but having your boobs compared to the glorious Scarlet - that's pretty huge :)

Natalie said...

Friend- I get the quote thing, Cloud Blood is such an amazing song.

Mood- Thanks, these silly things made my silly day.

Lizza said...

Yep, she's the Evanescence girl. I dig some of their songs. Apart from that, I don't want to know anything else about her. :-)

Mom said...

Natalie, I meant did Monica take the tests. 'Cuz she should, IMHO.

Brooke - Flawless beauty and Artemis sound good.

Secondhand Smoke said...

Ever notice how every ending for those quizzes is positive? I want to fill out a quiz that tells me I'm a moronic asshole just once, then I can die happy.

should-be-working said...

Boob twin? How would that work for a guy? I'm almost afraid to ask.

Natalie said...

shouldbe- I assume that unless you wear a bra or know what size bra you wear you won't have a boobtwin.