The first was, "What Kind of Beauty Are You?"
| You Are a Natural Beauty! |
 You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about... One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though You have style, but for you, style is effortless |
What being a natural beauty means is that you are a lazy bum who doesn't wear make-up and you don't care. This is just about true. However, if they want to call lazy bums who have no idea how to wear make-up natural beauties it is fine with me.
Ok, after looking at how wonderful and beautiful I am, I decided to take things a step further and check out my inner Goddess
| You Are Aphrodite! |
 A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on |
Ok, so I am all about love, beauty, and sexual rapture (If I remember my mythology correctly). That's pretty good too. Don't you all want to by my friend now?
Well seeing we all know how wonderful and pretty I am, I decided to see if I am girly as all that would suggest.
Obviously I have a problem. Then again, the fact that I only own three pairs of pants (one being jeans) could tip someone off to the fact that i am a little girly. The multitudes of heels in my closet can't hurt that fact either.
| You Are a Total Girlie Girl |
 You love looking good, and wooing men with your womanly ways. You're so feminine, men are in awe of you ... which is a very good thing. |
I then decided to discover my inner rock chick. Something about this should take me off the complete girly track. See, I'm not all as girly as things say I am. Seeing as I can't sing but certainly like to rock out at times, this looked good to me.
| You Are Ani Difranco! |
 Honest, real, and well liked. You're not limited by any boundaries. "And you can call me crazy But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall" |
Wow, Blogthings has never been this nice to me in my life. Ani is the coolest. She is a superhero, I only used to be one.
I decided to go for one final glory label. What could be funnier than this?
| Your Celebrity Boob Twin: |
 Scharlett Johansson |
I am glad she is my boob twin, she is ok and has good boobs. Plus last I knew she dated Josh Hartnett. One time, when he worked at Mr. Movies in St. Paul, I talked to him about Don't Eat The Pictures, the glorious Sesame Street at the Met show. I wanted to rent it, they didn't have it. He was a nice guy.
Ok it's time to go. Love and fun girly stuff to everyone. It's time to go home so back to the music tomorrow.
15 comments:
you are such a dumb ass, yo. :)
Yeah, but did you take the tests?
I'm an Exotic Beauty and a tomboy, who resonates with the goddess Psyche. I rock out like Ani. And being Mom, I'm not gonna discuss boob twins in public. :-)
OMG, this was the funniest blog ever!!! Thanks for the great laughs. And MOM, you also made me laugh! :oD
I'll have to take some tests as well maybe tomorrow to see what kind of girl I am...I've already done a bunch of these, but never to see how much of a girlie girl I am! They're addicting and dangerous eh!!!!
You're a girl! :-D Loved (and laughed at) your comments about the test results.
The tests say I'm a classic beauty who can hang out with both the girls and the guys. Artemis is my goddess. Amy Lee is my rock alter ego and Shakira and I are mammarily related.
I got jennifer aniston, I think I'm going to cry, but at least I'm a "classic beauty"
I am a flawless beauty. HA! I also am Artemis. Huh? The Goddess of the Hunt? I don't think so. I "can hang with guys and gilrs" duh. And as much as I wanted to be Ani, I evidentally am Pink. Hmm. Jennifer Aniston is my boob twin.
I love the Ani quote they use. Man, that used to be my song. Glad it doesn't define me so well anymore.
Monica- Dumb Ass? Why I certainly am.
Mom- Uh, obviously I took the tests? Have you gone mental. I did only include good ones though. I didn't want everyone to know my celeb sisters are the Olsen twins, but now they do anyway.
Always- They sure are addictive. I could have left work like 4 minutes earlier but for blogthings.
Lizza- Do you know who Amy Lee is? I am very curious. Shakira has good boobs.
Shadow- Aniston has good boobs too, don't cry.
Friend- I could see you out there with the bow and arrow hunting away. That is hilarious. I love that Ani quote too. I thought that was maybe the only reason I got to be Ani but maybe not. I didn't know any of htose other songs.
I meant the Cloud Blood quote. That one from Dilate was the only song I knew too, but I had to choose "Took your car, drove to Texas, sorry honey" because that is so completely something I would say / do.
I didn't think it could get any better - but having your boobs compared to the glorious Scarlet - that's pretty huge :)
Friend- I get the quote thing, Cloud Blood is such an amazing song.
Mood- Thanks, these silly things made my silly day.
Yep, she's the Evanescence girl. I dig some of their songs. Apart from that, I don't want to know anything else about her. :-)
Natalie, I meant did Monica take the tests. 'Cuz she should, IMHO.
Brooke - Flawless beauty and Artemis sound good.
Ever notice how every ending for those quizzes is positive? I want to fill out a quiz that tells me I'm a moronic asshole just once, then I can die happy.
Boob twin? How would that work for a guy? I'm almost afraid to ask.
shouldbe- I assume that unless you wear a bra or know what size bra you wear you won't have a boobtwin.
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